Who's That? In Byron Bay Today

1. Name, .....AKA

Crouch

2. Where were you born?

Cootamundra Mate!

3. How do you prefer to make your living?

As easily as possible but while being helpful.

4. What do you do for fun when you're not surfing?

Flick lures for Flatty's (fishing) & watch surf movies.

5. What's your dream car or bike?

A Dune Buggy, Oh Yeah

6. What's your favourite surfing memory?

All of them 45 years of pure joy every wave every day

7. If you could eat whatever you want, without ever getting tubby what you indulge in?

Rocky Road, Turkish Delight , everything.

8. Who's the funniest looking politician you're ever seen?

Paul Keating

9. Everyone's got a talent for something, what's yours?

I got no Talent, it's all ass man! he He HH

10. When's the most inappropriate moment that you've burst into laughter?

When I was being booked for driving under the influence by a cowboy cop, but I'd only had one drink.

11. What's your most embarrassing moment, that you're willing to share?

Swearing when a mate stood on my toe. Standing behind me was a cop, I got booked for unseemly language.

12. What do you listen to in the mornings?

Bay FM love your radio

13. What floats your boat, makes you happy and gives you Joy?

Riding old Bessy in 1ft to 8ft surf, just cool as.

14. What gets your goat, gets up your nose, makes your blood boil?

People who think they can surf, but can't even turn well enough to go around other people in the crowd. Then they just blatantly run them over and think it's funny.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRR makes me cranky.

15. How do you feel about the world's obsession with celebrity?

Had it, over it, it's a bore next question?

16. What do you think about surfing bigotry, i.e. judging people by what they ride?

Don't judge them. If their beginners help em. If you think you're hot have a look at yourself in a movie, oops

17. If you had the power to change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?

My Hair style Ha Ha Ha

18. If you had the power to change just one thing about the world, what would it be?

No hunger for anyone, all help for everyone, one world nation.

19. What's the most important thing you want to achieve before you die?

Some more ten foot barrels, I miss that.

20. Describe yourself in 30 words or less.

Old Grey Cranky Happy Cheeky Cunning but Friendly