Who's That? In Byron Bay Today

1. Name,.....AKA

Joey Lonza

2. Where were you born?

In the strawberry patch.

3. How do you prefer to make your living?

Being creative and free.

4. What do you do for fun when you're not surfing?

Trying to bodysurf, I haven't really got the hang of it but it's a blast.

5. What's your dream car or bike?

Another camper van that runs on solar, wind, papaya skins and adventure.

6. What's your favourite surfing memory?

All those road trips to a place we called the lottery, just your friends and almost always
waves.

7. If you could eat whatever you want, without ever getting tubby what you indulge in?

White chocolate.

8. Who's the funniest looking politician you're ever seen?

I don't find any of them funny.

9. Everyone's got a talent for something, what's yours?

Camping.

10. When's the most inappropriate moment that you've burst into laughter?

I'm too diplomatic for that

11. What's your most embarrassing moment, that you're willing to share?

Too hard, too embarrassing.

12. What do you listen to in the mornings?

The dawn and the ocean.

13. What floats your boat, makes you happy and gives you Joy?

Col.

14. What gets your goat, gets up your nose, makes your blood boil?

People without balanced conversation skills, usually the ocean is up my nose, don't know where it hangs out up there, and I don't want to make any time for blood boiling.

15. How do you feel about the world's obsession with celebrity?

Get a life.

16. What do you think about surfing bigotry, i.e. judging people by what they ride?

I like to play in my own little world.

17. If you had the power to change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?

My length or lack of.

18. If you had the power to change just one thing about the world, what would it be?

That we had headed in a sustainable direction instead of technological, balance would be good.

19. What's the most important thing you want to achieve before you die?

To live.

20. Describe yourself in 30 words or less.

Pure and simple.