Who's That? In Byron Bay Today

1. Name, .......AKA

Josh Wheatley ..... AKA Cannonball

2. Where were you born?

Truro, Cornwall

3. How do you prefer to make your living?

Easily, one day a week

4. What do you do for fun when you're not surfing?

Fishing, eating, backgammon, eating, between being silly with my children.

5. What's your dream car or bike?

4m tinnie actually.

6. What's your favourite surfing memory?

I'm proud to say this question is too hard.

7. If you could eat whatever you want, without ever getting tubby what you indulge in?

Pasta, up until recently it's been working.

8. Who's the funniest looking politician you're ever seen?

Maybe Peter Pathetic Garret? Him or Jean Chretien.

9. Everyone's got a talent for something, what's yours?

I think I could eat more than anyone.. Is that a talent?

10. When's the most inappropriate moment that you've burst into laughter?

Mate's wedding, packed church, during his vows.

11. What's your most embarrassing moment, that you're willing to share?

NA

12. What do you listen to in the mornings?

Thomas the tank engine muffled by assorted chaotic kids related noise, wonderful.

13. What floats your boat, makes you happy and gives you Joy?

Besides getting barrelled with some friends, seeing my wonderful wife laugh and sharing good food.
Oh and watching the poms give it to the Aussies.

14. What gets your goat, gets up your nose, makes your blood boil?

The reluctance of our government to invest heavily in solar energy production. The wannabe sheriff Rangers giving parking tickets to all and sunder: a bit of discretion would go a long way guys! (And I don't Just mean me!) Poor food and service; no excuse.

15. How do feel about the world's obsession with celebrity?

I enjoy the attention, thanks.

16. What do you think about surfing bigotry, i.e. judging people by what they ride?

There is a place for everything, just rarely the same place.

17. If you had the power to change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?

To be multilingual. That or have wings.

18. If you had the power to change just one thing about the world, what would it be?

World peace man, No, to be totally reliant on renewable energy.

19. What's the most important thing you want to achieve before you die?

Go back in time and surf with the dinosaurs

20. Describe yourself in 30 words or less.

I fart like a trooper and I have not been surfing enough.